Office Forwards

All the time I get the goofy office forwards in my inbox. Most of the time they are so stupid or crude I can feel my brain cells dying while I read it:

Brain Cell: No no no! Don't even open it! DON'T DO I- AAAAYYYIIIIEEEEE.... ~cough cough~ (dead)

However, sometimes they are amusing like the one I received today with crazy animals. And I BURST out laughing and terrified everyone. Which is why I now have a print out from today's office forward hanging in my cubicle that says:

HAHAHAHAHA

As a side note to cranky people who act like the Twilight books are some sort of downfall of civilization (hello people, reality TV?), I have a few questions:

1. Did someone tie you to a chair or in some other way remove your freewill and force you to read them?
2. Have they (the books) in some way hurt you?

If the answer to both of these is "No" shut yer trap and move on with your life! People can read what they want to read and that's that. Sure, I think that certain books are drivel but if that's what people want to read instead of Salinger, what can I say? At least they're reading! Sheesh.